we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
