I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Welp...herpes.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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