No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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