I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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