The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
