Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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