im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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