D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
there's paper in my vomit.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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