white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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