Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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