real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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