I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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