they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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