So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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