she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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