i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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