Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I can't turn off my feet"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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