I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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