You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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