Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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