Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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