ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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