I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
we're so committed to being not committed
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