what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I need moral support for this bender
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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