Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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