At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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