all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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