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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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