yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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