How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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