so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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