As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
