who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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