I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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