The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Shame - the story of my life.
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