Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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