White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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