They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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