wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
As shirtless as possible
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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