well you can't waste a boner
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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