if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sober January is a disaster.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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