Sponge bath it is.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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