who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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