do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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