Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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