Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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