is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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