you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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