He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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