I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
