yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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