You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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