My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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