OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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