I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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