Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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